ALAIPAYUDHEY REVISED
1. Never miss a marriage of your friend in the
village because some city Girls do come there and they
may or you may get interested in each other.
2. Never ask a stranger about a girl unless you are
sure that he is not her father.
4. If you travel by train please look out of
the window ... :-)
5. All software engineers think logically... [Or
at least they think so] otherwise how would you
endup to 70 females from 3.5 million??[And they
have a couple of them as friends who would
agree tothis logic]
6. When you first meet your girl and she shouts at
you and asks whether you have no other work, take
this word:" that is the best sign a relationship can get
started with" and don't forget to speed in the
beach shouting at the top of your voice "Ava enna
thittita!!!"
7. The easiest way to let your parents know your
lover is to invite her to your house and inform others
about your plan.[and she should know to sing "alai
payuthey"with a voice like Harini!]
8. When you say "I love you" try to know what it
means because girls nowadays expect you to
know what it means..
[Hero: "I Love You"
Heroine:"appadina"??]
9. Never let your parents to go and do the talking!
They spoil it up.
10. When a girl says about 20 weeks and 20
months logic wrt lover and parents don't worry, she
would bethe first one to defect!
11. When your daughters suddenly wear
gorgeous Saris please be sure that she is either going to her
kadhalan's house for a function or getting thiruttu
married.
12. When you do a "Thiruttu Kalyanam" get
Rahman to sing his version of "Mangalyam Thanthunane"
since the old version is considered unauspicious
in suchoccasions!
13. Even marriage registrars are happy
about "thiruttu kalyanams".
14. Your house owner is not worried about you
working in a software company or an underwear
company ;-)
15. When you hug your wife's sister [for reasons
of your own] make sure your wife is not in the
vicinity.Your wife's husband won't mind though.
16. There is some "Ilicha vaayan" Software
company in California who would give a $2 million
contract to a software outfit in Chennai with a staffing
of 5 to 6 people.
17. If one of your friends or brother go for "Pen
Parkkum Padalam", go with him since she might
have a younger sister who might "not" be married
18. Even Doctors are caught up in the TLA [Three
Letter Acronyms] frenzy. They have their own TIG
[Trust in God]
19. After Doctors say TIG, it is finally the lover
crying in the bedside which would finally let the
patient come out of Coma.
20. and finally the message of the film: When you
talk to your girl please add this line: "Nee alaga illai..
nee illama vazha mudiyathunnu ninaikkale....aana
please road cross pannum pothu paathu cross
pannu"
village because some city Girls do come there and they
may or you may get interested in each other.
2. Never ask a stranger about a girl unless you are
sure that he is not her father.
4. If you travel by train please look out of
the window ... :-)
5. All software engineers think logically... [Or
at least they think so] otherwise how would you
endup to 70 females from 3.5 million??[And they
have a couple of them as friends who would
agree tothis logic]
6. When you first meet your girl and she shouts at
you and asks whether you have no other work, take
this word:" that is the best sign a relationship can get
started with" and don't forget to speed in the
beach shouting at the top of your voice "Ava enna
thittita!!!"
7. The easiest way to let your parents know your
lover is to invite her to your house and inform others
about your plan.[and she should know to sing "alai
payuthey"with a voice like Harini!]
8. When you say "I love you" try to know what it
means because girls nowadays expect you to
know what it means..
[Hero: "I Love You"
Heroine:"appadina"??]
9. Never let your parents to go and do the talking!
They spoil it up.
10. When a girl says about 20 weeks and 20
months logic wrt lover and parents don't worry, she
would bethe first one to defect!
11. When your daughters suddenly wear
gorgeous Saris please be sure that she is either going to her
kadhalan's house for a function or getting thiruttu
married.
12. When you do a "Thiruttu Kalyanam" get
Rahman to sing his version of "Mangalyam Thanthunane"
since the old version is considered unauspicious
in suchoccasions!
13. Even marriage registrars are happy
about "thiruttu kalyanams".
14. Your house owner is not worried about you
working in a software company or an underwear
company ;-)
15. When you hug your wife's sister [for reasons
of your own] make sure your wife is not in the
vicinity.Your wife's husband won't mind though.
16. There is some "Ilicha vaayan" Software
company in California who would give a $2 million
contract to a software outfit in Chennai with a staffing
of 5 to 6 people.
17. If one of your friends or brother go for "Pen
Parkkum Padalam", go with him since she might
have a younger sister who might "not" be married
18. Even Doctors are caught up in the TLA [Three
Letter Acronyms] frenzy. They have their own TIG
[Trust in God]
19. After Doctors say TIG, it is finally the lover
crying in the bedside which would finally let the
patient come out of Coma.
20. and finally the message of the film: When you
talk to your girl please add this line: "Nee alaga illai..
nee illama vazha mudiyathunnu ninaikkale....aana
please road cross pannum pothu paathu cross
pannu"
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